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Dear Internet Blender Salesman

Dear Dr. Newt,
Will you blend?
Signed,
Internet blender salesman

A blender salesman asks the eternal herpetological question of Dr. Newt.
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Dear Almost Pure

Dear Dr. Newt,
I just started dating Bobby Crenshaw, he’s captain of the football team and he’s so dreamy. And I love with all my heart. But things are moving so fast and I’m a good Christian girl that wants to save herself for marriage because I don’t want to go to Hell. What should I do?

Dear Tranny Problems

Dear Dr Newt,
I have a 1967 Buick Skylark that I have taken on as a restorationproject. The body’s in pretty good shape, the interior’s got some dryrot, but should be easy to reupholster. My problem is that I can’tfind parts for the transmission. Should I replace whole tranny with something more modern.