Dear Duffle Coat Mafia

Dear Dr. Newt,

The world is stupid and I hate it. Girls are stuck up little bitches who only care about their hair and tits and only give those not in their clique a second look to laugh at them and call them losers. And the guys the dumb jockish, dickwads who, to feel big and disguise their latent homosexuality, beat up people smaller than them and defecate on their faces. I hate them all. I'm going to make all them burn. Burn like the useless whores they are. Do you know of any websites that could show me how to build a pipe bomb? Ones with pictograms are good, but video demonstrations are even better.

Signed,

Duffle Coat Mafia

A high school student is having a tiny bit of trouble fitting in.

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Episode Annotation: Dear Duffle Coat Mafia

Pipe bomb: A pipe bomb is an improvised explosive device consisting a sealed pipe (usually a short section of steel pipe) filled with explosive materials. The design allows larger explosions from small combustible substances. It is perfect to blow up a school, small government institution, such as a branch of the post office in the back of a drug store, or as is mentioned in a Davey and Goliath parody on The Simpsons: Planned Parenthood. For more information on the pipe bomb, please contact your local disenfranchised youth. You'll be able to recognize one by its long, dark clothing and bored, depressed look in the eyes. But if there's a rifle or some other type of propulsive device in the hand, it might be better suited for you to approach the teen at a later time.

Duffle coat: A type of long, brownish heavy coat, originating from Duffel, Belgium. It keeps you warm on those cold Canadian days.