Flesh walkers: Flesh Walkers is Dr. Newt’s nickname for me, you or anyone that has seen this site, namely humans. I guess it’s because we have flesh – and we walk.

Dear Dr. Newt, I’m a single mother of four with a mortgage on my house and two jobs and I sometimes have trouble making ends meet. My littlest is in braces and my oldest keeps outgrowing his clothing. Do you have any advice on how I can stretch my dollar? Signed, Money troubles A single [...]

Pipe bomb: A pipe bomb is an improvised explosive device consisting a sealed pipe (usually a short section of steel pipe) filled with explosive materials. The design allows larger explosions from small combustible substances. It is perfect to blow up a school, small government institution, such as a branch of the post office in the [...]

Dear Dr. Newt, The world is stupid and I hate it. Girls are stuck up little bitches who only care about their hair and tits and only give those not in their clique a second look to laugh at them and call them losers. And the guys the dumb jockish, dickwads who, to feel big [...]

Global Warming: The warming of the globe. Also known as climate change. See smarter people than me for an explanation. Big Light in the Sky: There is a tall, free-standing lamp next to Dr. Newt’s tank. It sometimes gets turned off.

Dear Dr. Newt, I have been hearing a lot lately about global warming. There’s a lot of different opinions about it and it’s all very confusing. I was wondering if you had any idea what causes global warming, and what I can do to stop it. Signed, Globally Concerned. A socially-conscious individual wishes to discover [...]

Poisonous secretion: The newt, an amphibian of the Salamandridae family secretes a poisonous liquid which can be fatal if consumed. Many mammals spit them out instantaneously due to a burning sensation that is felt on the tongue. The poison, tetrodotoxin, has no known antidote and is found in all newts, young and old – even [...]

Dear Dr. Newt, I hear that you newts sometimes secrete poison from their pores. If I ate you, would I get a hallucinogenic experience? Or would I just keel over and die? Signed, Trippy Skippy What happens if you eat a newt? “Lick a lizard? What’s that?”

She asks a stupid question. There’s nothing to explain.

Dear Dr. Newt, If I was a flower and you were a bee, what would you do to me? Bachelorette Number One A game show contestant wants to see if she and Dr. Newt are compatible. Is there more you need to know? Check the Ask Dr. Newt Annotated Episode Glossary.