Spermatophore: A small packet of sperm cells.
Cloaca: The genital tracts of amphibians, reptiles and birds, the cloaca is used to expel urine and feces. During mating, the male newt can release spermatophore from his cloaca and the female picks it up with hers in a process called amplexus. But some male newts fertilize the eggs [...]

Dear Dr. Newt,
I just started dating Bobby Crenshaw, he’s captain of the football team and he’s so dreamy. And I love with all my heart. But things are moving so fast and I’m a good Christian girl that wants to save herself for marriage because I don’t want to go to Hell. The heat would [...]

Danica McKellar: (no relation to Canadian actor Don McKellar) Best known as Winnie Cooper on the coming-of-age series The Wonder Years, Danica McKellar has, in fact, appeared in a number of shows, including The West Wing and more recently How I Met Your Mother.
But in addition to her acting career, she has focused heavily on [...]

Dear Dr. Newt,
Train A is leaving Dildo, Newfoundland at 6 a.m. headed for Kapuskasing, Ontario at a speed of 80 kilometres per hour and Train B is leaving at 7:20 a.m. from Kapuskasing for Dildo at 110 kilometres per hour. At what point on the trip will they crash into one another?
Signed,
Pythagoras Johnson

Dr Newt helps [...]

Blend: To mix into a fine paste. To see demonstrations of blending, check out the Will it Blend? advertisements for Blendtec.

Dear Dr. Newt,
Will you blend?
Signed,
Internet blender salesman

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