Dear Dr. Newt,

My neighbour has been acting suspicious lately. When she first moved in last month, things were fine. She kept largely to herself but seemed nice. But now she’s up to something. She’s always in my face like she’s trying to extract information from me. Things like how am I doing, and what do I think of the weather… Is she some kind of spy? Is she trying to find out all the secrets about my job at the paper company? What should I do? I could resign my job so she’ll have nothing to go after but then I fear I’ll be drugged and wake up in a brightly coloured village where I’ll be forced to watch an octogenarian Patrick McGoohan try to outwit an over-sized condom balloon.

Signed, Regular Joe who lives next door to a hot, evil spy

Is Joe’s next door neighbour is up to something?