Palmate newt: The palmate newt (Lissotriton helveticus) is found in the U.K., Western and Northern Europe and is often found living in ponds, marshes and lakes. They are olive-green or brown with yellow or pale orange bellies. As Dr. Newt explains in the video, the males have webbed feet on their hind legs that [...]

Dear Dr Newt
I have two webbed toes on each foot my friends want me to slit it apart what should I do?
Sincerely,Web Toed Weirdo
A young man has issues with his mutant toes.

Turtle: A long-living shell-backed reptile, the turtle is a creature of the Order Testudines. The one in Dr. Newt’s tank (known as Rocky, the aquarium bitch) is a plaything which the good doctor molests on a regular basis. But was Rocky stolen from ChrasityFilms?… Um, no comment…

Dear Dr Newt
I have a turtle and one day it just disappeared… what happened?
ChrasityFilms

A viewer asks the Doctor for help finding his pet, turtle.

Loblaws: (for non-Canadian viewers) Loblaws is a semi-expensive grocery store chain.

Dear Dr. Newt,
Are you putting on a little weight? Are there baby Dr Newts on the way, or is it just good living?
Signed, Jimbobpics
A fan rudely insults Dr. Newt’s size.

Patrick McGoohan: British actor Patrick McGoohan was in two significant 1960s series in England. First, he played John Drake in the spy show Danger Man (known as Secret Agent in the States with the hit theme song by Johnny Rivers).
But more importantly, he created and starred in one of the greatest and most confusing television [...]

Dear Dr. Newt,
My neighbour has been acting suspicious lately. When she first moved in last month, things were fine. She kept largely to herself but seemed nice. But now she’s up to something. She’s always in my face like she’s trying to extract information from me. Things like how am I doing, and what do [...]