Dear Dr. Newt,

Hey man, It’s Marty from college. I’m in a real bind. A deal went kind of sour and now there’s missing drugs and six mutilated bodies in my trunk. I was wondering if you could do me a solid. Let me lay low for awhile in your tank. Then maybe you could hook us up with new passports and you get out of the country for a few decades-long vacation. What do you say, old buddy, old pal?

Signed,

Your Buddy

Dr. Newt’s college dorm mate Marty gets in touch because he’s got into some trouble.

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