Giant Hand: (Same as Big Hand in the Sky. See Dear Miss Pageant note.) Sometimes it needs to be bitten hard.

Dear Dr. Newt, I have been working at the same job for a few years now, and I’m beginning to feel like just a cog in the machine. I want to advance in my career, but I just can’t seem to find a way to get noticed for my achievements. How can I get my [...]

Marty: Marty went to college with Dr. Newt. He was a real party animal but he and Dr. Newt have had some kind of a falling out. It might have something to do with Marty never returning Dr. Newt’s Tupac CD or maybe it has do with all the warrants out for Marty’s arrest. I [...]

Dear Dr. Newt, Hey man, It’s Marty from college. I’m in a real bind. A deal went kind of sour and now there’s missing drugs and six mutilated bodies in my trunk. I was wondering if you could do me a solid. Let me lay low for awhile in your tank. Then maybe you could [...]

Ask A Ninja: One of the most popular series on the Internet, Ask A Ninja, created by L.A. Improv comedians Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, features an overly energetic ninja (Sarine) who answers e-mails from “viewers” in confusing and comical ways. Launched on November of 2005, it was not the first of these type of [...]

Dear Dr. Newt, Isn’t your advice show basically just a ripoff of Ask a Ninja? A viewer accuses Dr. Newt of being a rip-off artist. Don’t understand things in this video?