Pipe bomb: A pipe bomb is an improvised explosive device consisting a sealed pipe (usually a short section of steel pipe) filled with explosive materials. The design allows larger explosions from small combustible substances. It is perfect to blow up a school, small government institution, such as a branch of the post office in the back of a drug store, or as is mentioned in a Davey and Goliath parody on The Simpsons: Planned Parenthood. For more information on the pipe bomb, please contact your local disenfranchised youth. You’ll be able to recognize one by its long, dark clothing and bored, depressed look in the eyes. But if there’s a rifle or some other type of propulsive device in the hand, it might be better suited for you to approach the teen at a later time.

Duffle coat: A type of long, brownish heavy coat, originating from Duffel, Belgium. It keeps you warm on those cold Canadian days.