Dear Duffle Coat Mafia

Dear Dr. Newt,

The world is stupid and I hate it. Girls are stuck up little bitches who only care about their hair and tits and only give those not in their clique a second look to laugh at them and call them losers. And the guys the dumb jockish, dickwads who, to feel big and disguise their latent homosexuality, beat up people smaller than them and defecate on their faces. I hate them all. I’m going to make all them burn. Burn like the useless whores they are. Do you know of any websites that could show me how to build a pipe bomb? Ones with pictograms are good, but video demonstrations are even better.

Signed,

Duffle Coat Mafia

A high school student is having a tiny bit of trouble fitting in.

Thursday, January 10th, 2008 - 1:14 am
Filed Under: Episodes
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16 Responses to “Dear Duffle Coat Mafia”

  1. chunky37 Says:

    [..YouTube..] haha these are great! gj

  2. BeanMeister22 Says:

    [..YouTube..] That was the funniest one yet!!!!! Don’t worry Dr Newt, you are safe, you live underwater.

  3. HenryIsYourGod Says:

    [..YouTube..] Yeah what bean said =] You’re safe dr newt.

  4. jimbobpics Says:

    [..YouTube..] That was great, the kid got beat up and pooped on by a football player. Good times…good times…

  5. Chrasityfilms Says:

    [..YouTube..] Hahahaahaha… you could be the next big talk show, “Nice advice”

  6. adamswimmer Says:

    [..YouTube..] Dr. Newt agrees.- Adam, the intern

  7. adamswimmer Says:

    [..YouTube..] Dr. Newt has ordered me to pick an identical aquarium with shock-resistant glass, just in case.- Adam, the intern

  8. adamswimmer Says:

    [..YouTube..] Who among us haven’t been… in our youth?- Adam, the intern

  9. batmanfan Says:

    [..YouTube..] another wicked video

  10. DameEdithDivine Says:

    [..YouTube..] funny

  11. Ra6nar Says:

    [..YouTube..] lol, pretty cool :D

  12. Likethelegos Says:

    [..YouTube..] lol, awsome!!!

  13. miller619619 Says:

    [..YouTube..] man this stuff is funny

  14. noobking111 Says:

    [..YouTube..] that was… weard

  15. SaintJimmey Says:

    [..YouTube..] Haha, funny.

  16. 123peterneill Says:

    [..YouTube..] Ha ha ha….

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