Dear Dr. Newt,
The world is stupid and I hate it. Girls are stuck up little bitches who only care about their hair and tits and only give those not in their clique a second look to laugh at them and call them losers. And the guys the dumb jockish, dickwads who, to feel big and disguise their latent homosexuality, beat up people smaller than them and defecate on their faces. I hate them all. I’m going to make all them burn. Burn like the useless whores they are. Do you know of any websites that could show me how to build a pipe bomb? Ones with pictograms are good, but video demonstrations are even better.
Signed,
Duffle Coat Mafia
A high school student is having a tiny bit of trouble fitting in.
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:54 am
[..YouTube..] haha these are great! gj
January 9th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
[..YouTube..] That was the funniest one yet!!!!! Don’t worry Dr Newt, you are safe, you live underwater.
January 9th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
[..YouTube..] Yeah what bean said =] You’re safe dr newt.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
[..YouTube..] That was great, the kid got beat up and pooped on by a football player. Good times…good times…
January 9th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
[..YouTube..] Hahahaahaha… you could be the next big talk show, “Nice advice”
January 10th, 2008 at 9:57 am
[..YouTube..] Dr. Newt agrees.- Adam, the intern
January 10th, 2008 at 9:59 am
[..YouTube..] Dr. Newt has ordered me to pick an identical aquarium with shock-resistant glass, just in case.- Adam, the intern
January 10th, 2008 at 9:59 am
[..YouTube..] Who among us haven’t been… in our youth?- Adam, the intern
January 10th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
[..YouTube..] another wicked video
January 13th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
[..YouTube..] funny
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
[..YouTube..] lol, pretty cool
January 30th, 2008 at 6:56 am
[..YouTube..] lol, awsome!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
[..YouTube..] man this stuff is funny
February 7th, 2008 at 5:44 am
[..YouTube..] that was… weard
April 17th, 2008 at 4:47 am
[..YouTube..] Haha, funny.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
[..YouTube..] Ha ha ha….