Dear Duffle Coat Mafia

Dear Dr. Newt,

The world is stupid and I hate it. Girls are stuck up little bitches who only care about their hair and tits and only give those not in their clique a second look to laugh at them and call them losers. And the guys the dumb jockish, dickwads who, to feel big and disguise their latent homosexuality, beat up people smaller than them and defecate on their faces. I hate them all. I'm going to make all them burn. Burn like the useless whores they are. Do you know of any websites that could show me how to build a pipe bomb? Ones with pictograms are good, but video demonstrations are even better.

Signed,

Duffle Coat Mafia

A high school student is having a tiny bit of trouble fitting in.

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