Dear Dr. Newt,
My girlfriend Eunice and I seem to fight all the time. It doesn’t matter what we’re talking about, what movie to go see, where to eat dinner or whose psychic ability would solve a murder faster, Johnny Smith’s from The Dead Zone or Louis Ciccone’s from Seeing Things, we always ending up in a bitter argument usually with her coming at me with a sharp object. I want to make this work but I’m not sure how many gushing head wounds I can take before I die from blood loss.
Signed,
Bleeding Heart
A guy who engages in heated arguments with his girlfriend over TV shows asks Dr. Newt for a lesson in conflict resolution.
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A little confused? Check out the Episode Annotations for Dear Bleeding Heart
December 20th, 2007 at 10:13 am
[..YouTube..] Very cute! Love your pet, cool little animal.:)Happy holidays!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 am
[..YouTube..] Aquarium bitch for the win!
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 am
[..YouTube..] LOL
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
[..YouTube..] They have a very special relationship.- Adam, the intern
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
[..YouTube..] Dr. Newt is not a pet. Dr. Newt is a doctor. And the boss.- Adam, the intern
January 7th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
[..YouTube..] I can respect that. My pets don’t like to be called “pets” either.:)Happy new year!
January 8th, 2008 at 3:49 am
[..YouTube..] Special Relationship? What, you mean like the US and the UK?
January 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am
[..YouTube..] More like U.S. and Mexico. And the pebbles at the bottom of the tank are like Canada.
January 11th, 2008 at 4:34 am
[..YouTube..] LMAO love it haha!before i die, from the blood loss haha
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
[..YouTube..] A CRIPPLE! XD Dr.Newt is Hilarious
January 28th, 2008 at 7:29 am
[..YouTube..] where did you get him? i want a newt!! what kind is he?
February 1st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
[..YouTube..] XD nice analogy
March 8th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
[..YouTube..] yes i agreevery informative